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Termite Obituary: (all fields mandatory)

Worker #7J-471893K:  A/An (adjective) servant to his (person), he went on to the next life on (day of the week/time) due to incomplete molting. He is survived by his (noun) and (plural noun). Termite, Queen: Betrayed by her (noun), her highness left this earthly (noun) on Friday. There will be no extension of the (adjective) bloodline.